Just another week in the life of a bartender.
A few days ago:
A woman was determined to steal the tall Blue Moon glass she was drinking out of.
First drink (22 oz.): “Do I get to keep this glass?”
Me: “I’m sorry, you don’t.”
Customer: “Is this 22 ounces?”
Customer: ::goes back to texting; ignores me::
About 15 minutes goes by….customer orders another drink (a 16 oz. this time).
Me: “Would you like another?”
Customer: “Yes! A small one. But I want to hold onto this glass.” ::claws wrapped around 22 oz. glass::
::Another 15 minutes or so; she orders another small beer::
::As I place the new beer in front of her, I take the 22 oz. glass that is now empty and off to the side::
Customer: “Are you sure I don’t get to keep that glass?!” ::wink::
Me: “I’m sorry, you really don’t get to take the glass…”
And then, there’s today.
A young man comes in, orders a vodka and cranberry alongside a shot of vodka. He rejoices over the price, apparently significantly less than what he paid for the same order in another restaurant in the same terminal.
I check on him, he’s doing well, I go off to take care of other customers; when I return, his shot glass is empty, his glass is sucked down to the bare cubes, and he is gone. I peer out of the glass and see him standing in line, waiting to board his plane.
I casually walk out into the terminal, and up to said customer, check in hand.
Me: “Excuse me, were you coming back?”
Me: “Were you going to pay this?” ::I hold up check::
Customer: “I gave you my card!”
Me: “I really don’t think you did. If you did, and I forgot, I apologize. Let me check.”
::Customer follows me back into the restaurant::
Customer: “I had two slips, and a pen, and everything. I signed something!”
::I check computer. No payment was ever received.::
Customer: “I signed something.” ::”Searches” pockets::
As he continued to protest, he handed me his credit card anyway.
If you’re so convinced you really did pay..why are you handing me your card “a second time”?
Slip signed. No tip.
I’m drained. Oy vey.
Happy Tuesday, friends! -_-