Well, three.
#1) If you want quick service, get off of your cellphone.
#2) If you need me for anything, get off of your cellphone.
#3) Then, when I don’t seem friendly enough for you and you feel the need, especially being a male, to call me a d*ck head (or rather, mumble half to yourself half to me, “Thanks for being a d*ck head for no reason”)….you should have gotten off of your cellphone.
Pathetic.
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Nicole Marie
I’m kinda glad I worked at the deli before there were cell phones. I have enough trouble these days figuring out why the person walking close to me downtown or at the store is telling me things I don’t understand.
Another thing – in pre-cell phone days, if you spotted someone talking to himself on a street corner, you could be pretty sure he was schizophrenic and cross the street if he looked mean. Now you gotta look for a bluetooth earpiece to be sure…
That sounds like the Bonehead
Mantart Syndrome to me my friend…
Androgoth
Customers do suck. So here is a site that will let you chill and laugh at them.
http://notalwaysright.com/
You should make a sign and hang it up. 🙂
I think that’s a wonderful idea 😉
I hope it works! 🙂
Individuals are as a rule OK, the general public however is generally stupid and ignorant. Sometimes however, this rule is inverted by idiots.
Jim
So very right you are, Jim. Thank you for reading this. 🙂
Always a pleasure, 🙂
ugh, I despise most customers! Most of them are herrr-derrr dumb.
Right?! Where do these people come from?! Thank you for reading. 🙂
When they speak to you, pretend you’re hearing them through a cellphone.
“What?”
“WHAT?”
“I’m SORRY, YOU’RE BREAKING UP. COULD YOU REPEAT THAT?”
hehehe
Excellent idea! 😉
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