Well, three.
#1) If you want quick service, get off of your cellphone.
#2) If you need me for anything, get off of your cellphone.
#3) Then, when I don’t seem friendly enough for you and you feel the need, especially being a male, to call me a d*ck head (or rather, mumble half to yourself half to me, “Thanks for being a d*ck head for no reason”)….you should have gotten off of your cellphone.
Pathetic.